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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

markdoesstuff:

daleconradsshuttershades:

dead-end-street:

The first and last time Mako Mori sees Stacker Pentecost. Both times she has tears running down her cheeks, but the emotions are very different.

here’s the rudest gifset on the Internet

you’re welcome

elleryjamesroberts:

It starts today/ spoke the words of yesterday/ for every word you try to say/ unspoken we’ll pave the way

You don’t understand, this was the lead singer of WU LYF and he never posts anything. The fact that this exists is a big fuckin’ deal to me.

elleryjamesroberts:

It starts today/ spoke the words of yesterday/ for every word you try to say/ unspoken we’ll pave the way

You don’t understand, this was the lead singer of WU LYF and he never posts anything. The fact that this exists is a big fuckin’ deal to me.

Straight White Boy Problem #204

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*pops super smash bros melee in the gamecube* ok dudes lets play a 4-player 99 stock battle we have nothing to do for the next two hours. *chooses randomly select stage*  * hyrule temple is chosen and now i immediately regret everything*

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.