.____.

I really want to get an apartment with my girlfriend one day, if for no other reason than I can cuddle her every night without worrying about our work schedules getting in the way.

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

ssbfor3dsandwiiu:

Jungle Japes (Melee) is back again!

hipsterinatardis:

"das me"

kateordie:

thrustr:

Mattie Rogers

WOW

I’m terrified and yet I’m completely turned on.

kateordie:

thrustr:

Mattie Rogers

WOW

I’m terrified and yet I’m completely turned on.