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laakien:

Like 95% chance of an orgy this weekend because my friend is visiting from new jersey

At least do it on Saturday when I have the chance to go out.

I am so afraid that I’m going to lose my job soon.

I don’t like the job to begin with, but I’m still afraid of losing it.

fyeahgreenbaypackers:

jordysnelson:

DUDE

Also: Goodell said that he ‘Didn’t get it right’ with Ray Rices 2 game suspension.

fyeahgreenbaypackers:

jordysnelson:

DUDE

Also: Goodell said that he ‘Didn’t get it right’ with Ray Rices 2 game suspension.

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

bigeisamazing:

so far this preseason Peyton Manning has danced during an open practice and got fined for taunting a player

his swag level is at an all time high right now

an-inanimate-fucking-object:

business owners for over a decade

nosdrinker:

beckenbauers:

No Fun League

this is honestly despicable

???????????!????!!???????

nosdrinker:

beckenbauers:

No Fun League

this is honestly despicable

???????????!????!!???????

parkingstrange:

me